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About Me Member Deviously Annoying YOU SMELL. >:^(Female/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 8 Months
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That Stereotype Thingy

Thu Nov 26, 2009, 7:35 AM
  • Mood: Distracted
  • Listening to: Girls On Trampolines - Ludo
  • Playing: Mario Kart // SSBB // Assassins Creed
  • Eating: Fingernails
  • Drinking: Saliva
bold the statements that (supposedly) apply to you!

I'm a DURKA so I must, DURKA DURKA.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm BISEXUAL, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.

I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker

I watch PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I don’t CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST love Vodka and Caviar


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Heyo my name is Marlene. I'm fifteen years old. I am a girl, thanks. I hate this one kid in French this year. I looooove drawing cartoons. I'm a huge fan of the Vocaloids. I love Role-Playing(sometimes), come and talk to me too, I don't bite. I'm way too paranoid. I hate back rounds and shading. You won't see them a lot from me. I may not sound interested, but I am.

That's all for now.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Under your bed. Mmm.
  • Interests: Too much for Dev to handle.
  • Favourite movie: Sweeney Todd, The Hunchback of Notredame
  • Favourite band or musician: Owl City, Ludo and the VOCALOIDS
  • Favourite genre of music: Alternative.
  • Favourite artist: My three best friends <3
  • Favourite style of art: Cartoooooon.
  • Operating System: Dell.
  • MP3 player of choice: My MP3 player Phillip.
  • Shell of choice: What do shells have to do with this >:^(
  • Favourite game: Suikoden! Or MarioKart Racing
  • Favourite gaming platform: Wii or PS2
  • Favourite cartoon character: (See Interests)
  • Personal Quote: " Your moms chest hair."
  • Tools of the Trade: Bamboo Tablet, Pencil and Gimp.

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:iconbloodiedlilac:
I'm a sly dog, I know. ;^P
:iconjetemangerai:
But you're MY sly dog ;^>

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Btw, ÉS DE MÁS DE 9 MIL!

I speak French. Not Spanish.
:iconbloodiedlilac:
>>
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Yeah. *Shugs*

;^]
:iconsky-pirates:
Thankyou for the favourite!

Lets hope life stays fantastic :heart:

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:icondoctorexplosion:
WHERE
IS
THE
EIGHTH
PAGE
GOD
DAMN
YOU

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what smurf-tastic smurf day
:icondoctorexplosion:
DEAR MARLENE
sorry for my absence, i couldnt get on the past few days.
I WILL BE BACK TONIGHT.
Get your page done already SHEEESH

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what smurf-tastic smurf day
:iconjetemangerai:
DEAR LUCAS,
That is quite alright. I've been quite busy myself that I rarely got on too. I will, I will. It might not be done until Monday. I have too much stuff to do. :^( And I have to tell you about mall night! ahuahurrrrr~


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Btw, ÉS DE MÁS DE 9 MIL!

I speak French. Not Spanish.
:icondoctorexplosion:
WHOOPS LOOK LIKE I MISSED IT.
sorry i got called into work.
Its really
fucking
annoying.

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what smurf-tastic smurf day
:iconjetemangerai:
Oh that's quite alright 8'^D
HEY
HEY,
Works a bitch. But you are getting paid, so it's not that bad COME OOOOON


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Btw, ÉS DE MÁS DE 9 MIL!

I speak French. Not Spanish.
:iconindigocrystal:
MARLEEEEEEEEEEEEENE WE NEED TO SEE EACH OTHER AGAINNNNNNN

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